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Poverty Will Kill You

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By The Weird Writer



Dad: Whats 10 + 10?
Little Johny: I dnt knw!
Dad: Idiot you cnt answer such a
cheap sum... Ur stupidy wil kill you!
Lil Johny: If you saw a 1000 note and a 500 note.. which would youpick?
Dad: 1000 of course!
Lil johny: Idiot cnt you pick both!
Poverty wil kill you..!
                                               
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