Oh Sorry, Wrong Number!!!

Pappu makes a call from Delhi
2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat
karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath
kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main
hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya
karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming
pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to
swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong
number..:-O:P

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